Funny Anniversary Quotes
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner - When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
- Helen Rowland - Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
- Ogden Nash - Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. Its the way you love your partner every day.
- Barbara De Angelis - Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
- Joey Adams - Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx - A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
- Robert Quillen - For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby - In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Woody Allen - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- Henny Youngman - There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
- James Holt McGavran - Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken - To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash - It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner - My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- Winston Churchill - A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne