Funny Anniversary Quotes

Find the best funny wedding anniversary quotes for you to use.
  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
    - Rita Rudner
  • When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
    - Helen Rowland
  • Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
    - Ogden Nash
  • Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. Its the way you love your partner every day.
    - Barbara De Angelis
  • Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
    - Joey Adams
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
    - Groucho Marx
  • A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
    - Robert Quillen
  • For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
    - Bill Cosby
  • In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
    - Woody Allen
  • We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
    - Henny Youngman
  • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
    - James Holt McGavran
  • Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
    - H. L. Mencken
  • To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
    - Ogden Nash
  • It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
    - Rita Rudner
  • My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
    - Winston Churchill
  • A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
    - Michel de Montaigne

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