Funny Wedding Anniversary Messages

• If I had to be stuck with someone for life, I'd choose to be stuck with you every time.
• Congratulations, you must be the luckiest guy/gal in the world, another year has passed and I'm still with you.
• There's no one I'd rather fight with than you.
• Even though your snoring wakes me up in the middle of the night, I still love you.
• Best wishes and cheers to another year of misery and suffering.
• Happy Anniversary to a couple who probably shouldn't have gotten married, but somehow made it work.
• Don't worry, I knew you'd forget about our anniversary. You'll find a card and present for me under our bed so you can pretend that you didn't.
• Today we celebrate one of the greatest feat of any woman... Putting up with me for all of these years.
• I'm so happy that I found the one person that I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
• A day of loving
  A week of quarrel
  A month of war
  A year of marriage
  Happy Anniversary!
• You must be a really incredible person... since you've been able to deal with me for all of these years.
• Thanks for staying with me and putting up with all of my #$%*! through the years, you're truly a wonderful (wife/husband).
• I'm so glad that you're stuck with me for the rest of your life.
• I'm such a horrible husband/wife, you couldn't ask for a worst anniversary gift than me
• Happy anniversary to me! ...and to you as well.
• Even though the honeymoon is over, I'm glad that you're still with me. Happy anniversary.
• I confess that I didn't think we'd make it this long, but I'm so glad that we're still together.
• Like aged cheese, we just get better with time.