Funny Wedding Anniversary Messages

Find the best funny wedding anniversary messages to write in an anniversary greeting.
  • If I had to be stuck with someone for life, I'd choose to be stuck with you every time.
  • Congratulations, you must be the luckiest guy/gal in the world, another year has passed and I'm still with you.
  • There's no one I'd rather fight with than you.
  • Even though your snoring wakes me up in the middle of the night, I still love you.
  • Best wishes and cheers to another year of misery and suffering.
  • Happy Anniversary to a couple who probably shouldn't have gotten married, but somehow made it work.
  • Don't worry, I knew you'd forget about our anniversary. You'll find a card and present for me under our bed so you can pretend that you didn't.
  • Today we celebrate one of the greatest feat of any woman... Putting up with me for all of these years.
  • I'm so happy that I found the one person that I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
  • A day of loving
    A week of quarrel
    A month of war
    A year of marriage
    Happy Anniversary!
  • You must be a really incredible person... since you've been able to deal with me for all of these years.
  • Thanks for staying with me and putting up with all of my #$%*! through the years, you're truly a wonderful (wife/husband).
  • I'm so glad that you're stuck with me for the rest of your life.
  • I'm such a horrible husband/wife, you couldn't ask for a worst anniversary gift than me
  • Happy anniversary to me! ...and to you as well.
  • Even though the honeymoon is over, I'm glad that you're still with me. Happy anniversary.
  • I confess that I didn't think we'd make it this long, but I'm so glad that we're still together.
  • Like aged cheese, we just get better with time.

Also see: Happy Anniversary Wishes | Best Anniversary Messages | Funny Anniversary Quotes

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