Funny Wedding Anniversary Messages
- If I had to be stuck with someone for life, I'd choose to be stuck with you every time.
- Congratulations, you must be the luckiest guy/gal in the world, another year has passed and I'm still with you.
- There's no one I'd rather fight with than you.
- Even though your snoring wakes me up in the middle of the night, I still love you.
- Best wishes and cheers to another year of misery and suffering.
- Happy Anniversary to a couple who probably shouldn't have gotten married, but somehow made it work.
- Don't worry, I knew you'd forget about our anniversary. You'll find a card and present for me under our bed so you can pretend that you didn't.
- Today we celebrate one of the greatest feat of any woman... Putting up with me for all of these years.
- I'm so happy that I found the one person that I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
- A day of loving
A week of quarrel
A month of war
A year of marriage
- You must be a really incredible person... since you've been able to deal with me for all of these years.
- Thanks for staying with me and putting up with all of my #$%*! through the years, you're truly a wonderful (wife/husband).
- I'm so glad that you're stuck with me for the rest of your life.
- I'm such a horrible husband/wife, you couldn't ask for a worst anniversary gift than me
- Happy anniversary to me! ...and to you as well.
- Even though the honeymoon is over, I'm glad that you're still with me. Happy anniversary.
- I confess that I didn't think we'd make it this long, but I'm so glad that we're still together.
- Like aged cheese, we just get better with time.